I Used To Sleep Naked

I used to sleep naked in my bed,
covers all around me
come morning, bed head
luxuriating, deviating,
always titillating
till the earth shook one day
this was no time for play
rolling, shaking,
it’s certainly not fun
when you’ve come undone
So I’ve stopped sleeping naked
in my bed
though it’s not just earthquakes
that fill me with dread
there’s one more thing to add
to my list of insecurities
just one more thing –
and that’s zombies.