Today, you can write about whatever you what — but your post must include, in whatever role you see fit, a cat, a bowl of soup, and a beach towel.
I do not like this, said the cat
this is demeaning
would you do this to the one you claim to love
just to stop me from preening?
I’m a cat for crying out loud
have you no eye for high art?
Still, you sit there sipping your bowl of soup –
why, you mean little tart!
Watch out, for one day,
I’ll have your evil heart…