I used to sleep naked in my bed,
covers all around me
come morning, bed head
till the earth shook one day
this was no time for play
it’s certainly not fun
when you’ve come undone
So I’ve stopped sleeping naked
in my bed
though it’s not just earthquakes
that fill me with dread
there’s one more thing to add
to my list of insecurities
just one more thing –
and that’s zombies.
6 thoughts on “I Used To Sleep Naked”
So love this! It made my laugh. 🙂
The zombie part this–so didn’t expect that!
I must be watching too much Walking Dead to add zombies to my worry list, but it did occur to me after reading Justin Cronin’s The Passage a few years ago 🙂
Laughter is the best medicine.
I sure hope so, though laughing would probably be the last thing I’d be doing when chased by zombies 😀