Just what I needed 🙂
Let us step out momentarily from tragic realities and entertain ourselves with these puzzling daily life realities that must have happened to anyone, one time or another, or every so often.
 Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll  have to pee.
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 Law of Gravity – Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Probability – The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of Random Numbers – If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.
Variation Law–  If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
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